Further proof no MAN wants to attend your wedding shiz.

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MUCH LUB going out to the newest member of the MANdration Nation! Thanks, Eric, for keeping us all safe here in America! Pssst, click, ahhh.

Entitled “Breakfastdrate” out of all the entries received this one was the clear winner in our minds. Only a true MAN would sip on an E.D. while eating his morning Cookie Crisp. Respect and Lub going out to our man Jordan!! We want to thank Live Wire Energy Chews for letting us do this contest!!! If you don’t buy Energy Chews you are simply NOT a man.

PURE GENIUS! And you can get some for FREEEEEEE!!! If you like starburst and E.D.’s then look no further! Want to be a MAN and get some chews for free? Then send in a funny “MANdrate” pic or vid by 4/30/2010 and mandrate.com will pick the winner and post their entry. DON’T THINK ABOUT IT, JUST DO IT! A MAN DOESN’T THINK A MAN DOES!!

What do MANdrators have for one another? LUB. If you want lub and respect you will do this. If you want to be an absolute D-BAG, or even worse, a LadyDrator (just typing that makes me cringe), then don’t.

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